ShiN"s GuidE to thrOw OuT

SteP 1
get urself late for a show which is supposedly starts at 6.55pm and yet u arrived there at 7.10pm... process : enjoy a hell ride from a driver who took as much credit as Kimi Rikkonen as he first won the race in Sepang circuit... swt... fortunately the show started at aroudn 7.20... enjoy a rapid heartbeat rate at 160 beats per minute...

Step 2
laugh urself crazy as u watch stephen chow's 'kungfu hustle'.. make sure ur stomach has the muscles twitched and ached like there's no longer tomorrow... preferably that ur stomach is empty... *heh*

Step 3
slow drive back to chi liung for a meal... make sure u order 'he ko peng' with some garlic and chillies to go along with... thus feeling an intense heat inside ur stomach.. and the stomach has no more hollow parts...

step 4
felt betrayed cos the 4 fellas who's promised to join eventually cabut'ed away and end up playing snooker... 8 fellas soh, kien hong, mao, hai liang, han kwang, fang chin, kar chun and I drove all the way to Sri Hartamas to celebrate our own version of Christmas!

Step 5
order a bottle of Tequila... economical compare to other sorts of liquor... yumyum... should u feel unsure bout the ways of drinking liquor... plz do consult the waiters for their experties... it is service charge after all.. so don't feel guilty to spoil yourself to ask them to pour for u as well...

Step 6
warm up abit by mixing 1 part of Tequila and 8 parts of Tonic Water (interviewed mum... she says it's not sprite.. cos we don't taste anything sweet... abit bitter) then... lick a tip of salt, sip the liquor... and finish the process with a suck on the lime... *slllurrrrrp* then busy urself by drinking the Tequila NEAT ----> a term used when u are drinking a pure liquor... NO mix at all! Ask te waiter for that sorta glass.. (they will know, especially when u wanna drink it Neat) bottoms up... preferably drink 3 of it... (ahhh... tis is good...) and finally a glass of POP ---> 1 part of Tequila and 3 parts of ToniC water... cover the glass with coaster... raise the cup and smack it hard... then bottoms up!! yumm... seng....! *burP*

Step 7
enjoy urself walking down the stairs in a straight line... avoid swaying side to side to knock the other patrons.... hehe... by now ur head will be warm... u can feel ur heartbeat... pulsing at alarming beat... and u literally knock yourself out during the journey back to your home... as u sway urself all the way from the car to the gate to opening the doorlock... to locking it as well... close the door and waltz up the stairs to your room... u change into your 'sleeping clothes'.. -topless in my case- u will feel a jolt in ur stomach... and that's the time... you gotta move quickly to the toilet... and prepare.... for the escape of ur stomach's excessive stuff..... and all comes out ... tequila tequila tonic water... salt... lime juice... and even ironically... the extracts of 'he kor peng'.... yes... your head is still spinning after that...

step 8
wat bout step 8?? brush ur teeth and sway into your room and sleep lah~!!!!

Not a bad way to celebrate christmas eh?? New year's eve is next week btw.... >.<

MerRY X'MaS!!

really... it's christmas already!!! though i don't really celebrate it... but it's just great to brighten up everybody's spirits... as mentioned.. it's about giving and sharing the joy and love... hahaha... Janice gave me a present.... when opened up... -.-" a banner which goes like this :

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!

-.-"

thanks Janice! i'll find the true meaning of this banner... hahaha...
thanks to those who sent SMS wishes for Merry X'mas... do hope the same goes to you guys...
thanks to all my pals who's been with me throughout my life even till now... past present future ;)
thanks to my Uni friends who's been with me even though it's only 2nd sem and we have gone along like buddies~
thanks to everyone~! literally everyone~! glad to have you guys by my side...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~!
*sob sob* (today's blog is abit too emotional eh?) >.<

ChrISTmas CaroL & MerrY Christmas~!

Tis the season to be Jolly ~~~ whoa... christmas... a day of giving and receiving... not just in terms of presents... more likely towards sharing the love and joy... well.. in the end in terms of presents... hahaha... as for me... christmas is also a mark of ending another year... to think that 2004 is coming to an end... so soon... drat... so many things have happened in this bizarre year... which will be elaborated next week... :p

the mood for christmas can be seen... with decoratives in every shopping complexes... not much in my U though.. -.-" the only place which is fully decorated is none other than the library theatre. There was a christmas carol going on in there... it was on Monday

alwin, kelly, eugene and I were there to see it through.. not to miss this once a year show... primary goal is to see our beloved Janice strut her style in the play titled scrooge which is adopted from charles dickens. a story of a stingy rich guy who won't even donate 1% of his wealth to help the poor... resulted his old 'friend' to teach him a lesson about giving... thus sends 3 spirits of past, present and future to show him the meaning of life. 1st spirit is a Man In Black cameo... who took him to see his past love life.. which he gave up because his business opportunity is more important than her lover... (which is why he's still single)

the 2nd spirit, present... was played by a cun girl... and acts freaking selamba... a tough feat i would say... cos she really impressed the crowd with her sarcasms... eg: the guy asked the spirit as he's holding the chewing gum... "what is this?" "DUH~~~ ChewING GUM~!" hahahaha.. that reallly turned the crowd on~! everyone was cheering with that champion bomb~! even i can't help myself laughing at that point... "err... why is it left only half? "because i'm eating the other half!" another roar of laugther~! "well how does it taste like?" chewing... errm... it's sweet... (in surprise) and... gummy... "DUH~~! it's written here... GUM!" hahahha.. that really rounded up the applause good and proper... this spirit showed him the butler he hired to clean his house... and his family... his son with some disease... and yet they are happy as a family.. celebrated christmas together... something that this stingy fella wouldn't know... ~heh~

3rd spirit.. the future... is a elvis presley cameo (70's is considered future??! -.-") showed him that the son of the butler died of the disease... which can be prevented if only our friend here is willing to pay the medical bill... NOT before doing the Bee Gee's Staying Alive dance... with the whole cast as the backup dancers... so finally Mr. Scrooge has regretted of his behavior... and changed finally... to be a better man... thus we all learn that MONEY ISN"T EVERYTHING!

they all deserved a standing ovation... it's really good... and thus... it's Monday ONLY~! muahahaha

I'm ScreWed!!

it's already Monday... and i'm yet to complete my research on my title Taekwondo as self defense tool..

great genius idea which i thought of last minute to compliment with my english story telling skills thus brings out a story boring enough to make the whole class full of bread face... -.-" and a clap of 'appreciation' when the story finally came to an end... XD~

ok so that's not what exactly happened in the class... it's true that they did wanna know more bout self defense.. consider all teh recent happenigns around us... might as well arm ourselves some skills to save ourselves....

so back to my topic... now i need the materials from all over the internet to support my title... why taekwondo? how taekwondo helps? by what various ways to defend yourself with the skills learnt from taekwondo... this is what i gotta elaborate in class in future... at the moment i need all the materials to be handed in on WEDNESDAY (gasp!)

apart from giving speeches bout the benefits of taekwondo... i need visual aids as well eg: projector (powerpoint) transparencies... (which is tough) or the easiest is being the model myself... :p (yes ke'bhb'an detected once again.. but i don't seem to have much choice eh?) the problem now is that the materials on the internet are too broadly described... general... drat... not detailed enough... afraid that my lecturer will detect my clumsiness of making up points... hrrm... have to make this fail-proof for once...

btw, throughout my entire life... even though i have trained taekwondo since 9 years old and stopped at 17... i still haven't really put those skills into use.... consider myself lucky i guess... i don't to see myself facing a robber as well... will nvr know what's in their mind... stay out of trouble~ JAO LOU!

which brings back to reality i need to continue my research... will update once i'm free~!

Song of the Month : nothing else matters by Metallica

tadaIMa~

whoa... after being errm.. absent from blogging... let's see.. it's exactly 1 month since the last time i blogged. There's so much to type.. and yet... i find myself semangat-less to jot down watever has transpired for the last month.. yes... even the beijing trip... i am bad... >.<

i must admit... that i consider myself as an ignorant fella... watever's happening... i dont' really care much... which is why most of my blogs in the past are all about me~! ME~! -.-" after all... my thoughts are my own... i rarely share with my friends... that would make me some freaking fella with some serious thoughts... no... i had enough of this~~! i wanna be childish.. rather than an old fella.... too many ppl have commented bout my loooks... that i dont' look like 18... "hey are you a 3rd year student may i ask? why dont' i see you in the campus before?" the truth is dude... I'VE JUST ENTERED THIS UNIVERCITY FOR JUST A FEW MONTHS... drat the seniors... lousy judgement... -.-"

recently... i'm introduced to a few malay girls by a malay friend... well.. get to know more friends is normal... one of the malay girls.... assumed that i'm a Malay as well... freaky... i'm dark... ok accepted... but even malays oso think that i'm a malay...oh man this is getting seroius... -.-" after explaining to her that i'm a chinese.. a pure one... not mixed... then she suddenly chatter away to me in MANDARIN!!! fuh... finally a malay fella who knows how to speak chinese after so long... hahaha... since the great Hazlina from Hin Hua... anyway... had a good introduction and everything.... in the end she concluded that... direct conversation taken :

"wo jue de ni hen lao leh!"
-.-"
drat~~!

well.. enough for the warm up... having writer's blocks at the moment... my site won't be as creative like the ones seen in fang chin's.. melt's... eve's... koon miin's.... i'll just try to do my best to keep u guys ermr... the cure for boredom lah.... btw ppl... try to bombard my doodleboard can ady... just can't bear to see a few msgs there only... hahahaha.... and thanks for everybody's support... to keep this blogsite alive... MUAHAHAHAH