ShiN"s GuidE to thrOw OuT

SteP 1
get urself late for a show which is supposedly starts at 6.55pm and yet u arrived there at 7.10pm... process : enjoy a hell ride from a driver who took as much credit as Kimi Rikkonen as he first won the race in Sepang circuit... swt... fortunately the show started at aroudn 7.20... enjoy a rapid heartbeat rate at 160 beats per minute...

Step 2
laugh urself crazy as u watch stephen chow's 'kungfu hustle'.. make sure ur stomach has the muscles twitched and ached like there's no longer tomorrow... preferably that ur stomach is empty... *heh*

Step 3
slow drive back to chi liung for a meal... make sure u order 'he ko peng' with some garlic and chillies to go along with... thus feeling an intense heat inside ur stomach.. and the stomach has no more hollow parts...

step 4
felt betrayed cos the 4 fellas who's promised to join eventually cabut'ed away and end up playing snooker... 8 fellas soh, kien hong, mao, hai liang, han kwang, fang chin, kar chun and I drove all the way to Sri Hartamas to celebrate our own version of Christmas!

Step 5
order a bottle of Tequila... economical compare to other sorts of liquor... yumyum... should u feel unsure bout the ways of drinking liquor... plz do consult the waiters for their experties... it is service charge after all.. so don't feel guilty to spoil yourself to ask them to pour for u as well...

Step 6
warm up abit by mixing 1 part of Tequila and 8 parts of Tonic Water (interviewed mum... she says it's not sprite.. cos we don't taste anything sweet... abit bitter) then... lick a tip of salt, sip the liquor... and finish the process with a suck on the lime... *slllurrrrrp* then busy urself by drinking the Tequila NEAT ----> a term used when u are drinking a pure liquor... NO mix at all! Ask te waiter for that sorta glass.. (they will know, especially when u wanna drink it Neat) bottoms up... preferably drink 3 of it... (ahhh... tis is good...) and finally a glass of POP ---> 1 part of Tequila and 3 parts of ToniC water... cover the glass with coaster... raise the cup and smack it hard... then bottoms up!! yumm... seng....! *burP*

Step 7
enjoy urself walking down the stairs in a straight line... avoid swaying side to side to knock the other patrons.... hehe... by now ur head will be warm... u can feel ur heartbeat... pulsing at alarming beat... and u literally knock yourself out during the journey back to your home... as u sway urself all the way from the car to the gate to opening the doorlock... to locking it as well... close the door and waltz up the stairs to your room... u change into your 'sleeping clothes'.. -topless in my case- u will feel a jolt in ur stomach... and that's the time... you gotta move quickly to the toilet... and prepare.... for the escape of ur stomach's excessive stuff..... and all comes out ... tequila tequila tonic water... salt... lime juice... and even ironically... the extracts of 'he kor peng'.... yes... your head is still spinning after that...

step 8
wat bout step 8?? brush ur teeth and sway into your room and sleep lah~!!!!

Not a bad way to celebrate christmas eh?? New year's eve is next week btw.... >.<