I am a representative from Indonesia to send our deepest apologies for the forest fire which occured in Sumatera over the months. I hereby understand that the lack of fresh air in the western peninsula is deteriorating drastically. News i've received is that Port Klang and Kuala Selangor had hit the Emergency State according to the Air Pollution Index... Schools have to be closed down to avoid any health cases to occur in massive numbers after reports of a few students were suffering from breathing difficulties, asthma and lung problems due to the haze.
Well, none of those is beyond our control... many methods have we tried to undermine such problems to happen in coming future.. but to no avail. Lack of rain during the peak of summer is certainly a cause of trouble. My most sincere apologies.
You think that by cursing the Indonesians for causing such hassle in Malaysia is somewhat the right thing to do? Well look at our people who has worked in your country for such a long time! and you governments halau them back to our country after they have provided adequent services for you! Dont' you feel ashame? Dont' you feel grateful? Do they deserve to be treated this way??! I demand an explanation for these workers!
I do wish that anything above will clarify everything that has happened between the two neighbouring countries. We will settle these issues in the next meeting to avoid further conflicts. Our neighbouring relationships shall not be terminated over petty matters.
Thank you for your time and attention. We will keep on supporting one another.
Yours sincerely,
xxxXXXXXxxx
Secretary of Indon Organization.
Date: 20/7/2005
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2 f***kin weeks later...
To: xxxXXXXXxxx@indon.org
From: malaysiaboleh@msia.org
Subject: Re: EAT THIS U MORON!
In respond to the snail mail we received on 12/8/2005... this is all we have to say to you guys:
1. Your concerns over our critically haze-affected places are appreciated somewhat coldly. We all know the reason so let's move on.
2 We shall focus this part later and go to the 3rd paragraph. Well obviously they didn't apply for a work permit so how the heck are we to give them when we caught them working illegally here in Malaysia? It's called tainting the country man, and they caused a part of our citizens to be unemployed... EXPLAIN THAT TO ME!!
3. Ok back to the 2nd paragraph... we do have a suggestion as in ways to keep your forests as healthy as it is and to avoid being caught fire once again. I have heard of a technology called Vibrator... it's powerful enough to cause an epicenter like wat happened during December 2004. So all we need is to place that around Sumatera and trigger it during summer every year. The only drawback.... well that's your blardy problem!
btw, i don't have time to settle such problems with you guys! We are moving on! And we will make sure our money currency will be so strong that can make Rupiah jatuh standard macam tiada bandingannya!
muahahaahhaahhahaah...
btw, can use a higher technology means of communication? something like emaiL?
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p/s : to readers who are from Indonesia / Malaysia.. plz do ignore this post and dont' take it seriously! It's 100% fiction!! and there's no one to relate to even in reality. My most humble apology should this blog entry would harm anyone in watsoever way physically / mentally / emotionally / psychologically blablabla (any adverbs u wanna put in)
phew... now i feel better after such stressful weeks... though exams are coming up soon.. at least now some weights are lifted away from me...
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