Mao : In Person

after much pestering from the 'Real Coconut' and a few encouragements from the subject himself... it's finally my turn to do the things my fellow bloggers had done...

Mao : The Truth Untold

allow me to speak up my mind... fact or fiction.. u guys decide... cos this is who he is... the few reasons why gals... and i mean gals.. u should take note of this fella and consider him as the One u have been looking for...

#1. i know everyone's mentioned this.. but i can't help it too.. it's his tummy size

feel like ordering that sorta cheezy stuff u always wanted to but u are just doubting ur waistline whether it will grow tenfolds after consuming the whole thing? jgn bimbang! with Mao around, u can safely order the dishes u've always desired to taste it... consume it till u are on the worrying spot, and Mao will do the cleaning job for ya! after all, he needs all the stuff to bulk himself up.. so one maintains figure while the others gain more... 1 stone kill 2 birds.. yes? no?

#2. sleeping capability

if you gals can't pamper yourself with lots of sleep for fear of being teased as one of the biggest pigs in the world? or simply because u just don't wanna make yourself feel bad for being overslept? then Mao is the right solution for ya! With his ability to sleep from anytime... to anytime.. at anytime... till the time u desire him to wake up... yesiree... by setting his Body Clock to wake up later than yours... wat more can u ask when u can rightfully sound him for oversleeping. Thus, u rule the sleeping beauty session... u get to sleep more without feeling guilty... bagus kan? plus... if u abuse him for oversleeping.. he will feel the pain cos he's lack of bulk around his body... so he'll have to build himself up to take in all the abuses u can inflict on him.. which is where we refer back to #1.

#3. multi-talented all-rounded man

prob in studies? ask him! prob in RO / DotA / gunbound? tell him! prob in IT stuff? let him know! got bullied by some junk and u are longing to payback? get MAO! he's one of the best nuclear bomb u can ever own... set your payback to level 2... u can expect him to send out bombs after bombs after bombs, leaving the jerk u hated so much totally unnerved, speechless.. and no means of retaliation... yes... he can be this deadly... which is why we aren't sure bout double-crossing him in the first place. Also, he's one of the athletes... well balanced player... set your time for jogging... he will be right beside ya... instil motivation throughout the whole course.. and u can safely overcome the obstacles set within the hills of Taman Rakyat a.k.a. the blardy Steps to the Top.

However, if one of your prob concerns transport / $$ / insomnia......

*nombor yg anda dial tidak ada dalam perkhidamatan kami, terima kasih*

Now... pick up your phone... and start dialing to hotline at 016-6001010 to book a place for Mao the Only One... all thanks to the well paid secretaries who are willingly to provide all the necessary information to the curious ones. (Mao u owe me one meal for spamming my space... drat~)